Naughty neighbors are those pesky pests who reside in our community and set bad examples for the neighborhood kids. They are also the talk of the town since their behavior is so obscene one must tell the others and so on and so on.
Naughty neighbors are not shy folks. They believe what they do suits their lifestyle, but they rarely take their neighbors feelings into consideration. Naughty neighbors lack manners or self-respect.
I have resided near a few naughty neighbors. I have also heard quite a stories about naughty neighbors. I will consider this article a shout-out to their antics, behavior and mannerisms and in return hopefully we could break the trend which seems to be ongoing.
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- Parade naked in front of an open window. Since you an exhibitionist don't bother to close the blinds. Flex your muscles. Shake your moneymaker.
- Take an afternoon stroll to collect your mail wearing only your bikini.
- After completing your yard work go skinny dipping in your pool. It's hot outdoors and just might be a bit steamy in the pool.
- Have friends over for a cook-out. Swear, cuss, yell, scream, be barbarians.
- Instead of using a trash can, toss garbage into your neighbor's yard. That is not only naughty, but rude too!
- Step outside to retrieve your newspaper in your bathrobe while buck naked underneath.
- Hang mistletoe on your front porch and swap spit with your significant other while displaying your affection to the neighborhood.
- Party late into the night, early into the morning, have no respect for your neighbors.
- Peep out between the blinds and watch the kids at play. This is referred to as a naughty pervert.
- When you are feeling especially generous of your naughty antics, moon your neighbor. Yes, flash them your bare buttocks, but (pun intended) don't be surprised if you see stars.
11. Be sure your sprinkler system is timed to water your lawn just as your neighbor is leaving for work. How naughty would that be for them to be dressed for the day and then drenched in a matter of seconds?
12. Have a steamy make out session in your car while parked in front of your neighbors house. Complete with condensation on windows.
13. Place your raunchy magazines out for recycling in an open container for the neighbors to browse through while walking by.
14. You know you are a naughty neighbor when afterwards your neighbor needs a cigarette and they also know your names!
Are you a naughty neighbor?
